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A little boy's prayer. "Dear
God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please
take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess."
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A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want
to live in a vegetative state, paralysed and dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
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Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation.
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Two insanes 'jitta' and 'bangdu'
stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. Jitta has some budgies lined up on each arm, while the
Bangdu has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall
to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, Jitta says to the other, "I
don't think much of this budgie jumping." The Bangdu replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding
either."
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Soon after starting, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long
wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem overthere?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took
us a while to find a new pilot."
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Bangdu's Wife 'Bholi' is out
looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and tells
her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just something for you mam.
I'll just get him."
With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few minutes later with a cute little
puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws
the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.
"There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch.
"My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously
devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.
"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home
with dog to show her husband Bangdu. "Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when
she gets back home. "He can fly!"
The Bangdu peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"
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