It is now proved that the
celebration of birthdays is really healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays
become the oldest. -- S. Jitta Singh Phd.
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered
something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
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Son: How much does it cost
to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient India, a man doesn't know his wife untill he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder
why.
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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One day, Bangdu and his wife
Bholi went to a fair. The Bangdu was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would
cost. "500Rs for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the Bangdu. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal.
If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make
a sound, you'll have to pay Rs 1000."
The Bangdu and Bholi agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the Bangdu,
"I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the Bangdu, "But I am going to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat
and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin
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