At a recent interview, it
seems that Lalu Prasad Yadav broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled.
Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Laluji? What special interests control you?"
Lalu Yadav (visibly upset): "You leave Rabdi out of this!"
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Lalu Prasad Yadav is on the beach at Choupati and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the
Lalu opens it, a very Big Genie snakes out.
Genie: Hi Lalu. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you
want me to do it.
Lalu: I pray for world peace. Give me that.
Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier.
Lalu: Make Rabri into the most beautiful woman in the world?
Genie: World peace it is.
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Bangdu began a job as an elementary
school counselor and he was eager to help. One day during recess he noticed a girl standing by herself
on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Bangdu approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however,
Bangdu noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Bangdu offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said,
"Okay," looking at the bangdu suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Bangdu then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because,"
the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
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