A blind man walks into a
store along with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog
over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking
around."
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Jitta and Bangdu were talking about work, when Jitta asked, "Say, why did the supervisor fire you?" Replied
Bangdu, "Well, you know how a supervisor is always standing around and watching others do the work. My
supervisor got jealous. People started thinking I was the supervisor."
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Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Bangdu: "I'm the perfect candidate. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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This is the story of four
people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody
was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because
it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't
do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.
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One day Jitta made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office
and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and
everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
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"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and
asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches
an illegal alien Jitta Singh in the bushes right by the border fence while he was trying to cross the
border.
He pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back to India right now."
Jitta pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you
stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
Jitta Singh of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow.
Now use them in 1 sentence."
Jitta Singh thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green,
Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
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