A kid's idea of a balanced
diet is a hamburger in each hand. "
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A little boy asked his mother why the Lalu Prasad Yadav got a month's vacation while his dad only got
two weeks. The mother answered, "Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the country
needs it."
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Bangdu in hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" Bangdu said.
"Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
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A lawyer had undergone a serious
operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the judge came to visit him, so the judge
just said a hello and left. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his
visit.
"I vaguely remember your visit yesterday. I remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven
because there is the Judge'."
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red,
white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax
bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
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One day, Bangdu and Jitta
went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two Pizzas, Bangdu quickly picked out
the bigger Pizza for himself.
Jitta wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bangdu: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Jitta: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bangdu: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.
The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and
says, "Ketchup!"
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