These four guys were walking
down the street, a Baniya, a Brahman, Jitta Singh, and Bangdu.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
Baniya says, "What's a shortage?"
Brahaman says, "What's meat?"
Jitta says, "What's an opinion?"
Bangdu says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"
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A Pakistani tourist in Delhi
found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After
a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it.
So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Delhi police
officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
"Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The Pakistani shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Indian courtesy?"
asked the tourist. "No. This is the Pakistani Embassy."
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars
good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one in daddy's curry, but now it's gone.
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A family was visiting Jungles in African Safari when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down
in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the road.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.
The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four
door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h."
"That's amazing" exclaimed the father. "You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"?
"No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!
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