Disappointed salesman of Coca
Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes
a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters... First poster, a man crawling through the hot
desert sand... Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our
man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realize that Arabs Read from
Right to Left..."
--Contributed by
Balaji V.N. (India)
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Jitta and Bangdu were taking
their first train trip to Mumbai on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling Burgers which they'd
never seen before. Each bought one. Bangdu eagerly takeof the packing and bit into it just as the train
went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "Do NOT Eat this thing!!"
"Why not?"
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint
Peter.
"Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.
If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago
if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
--Contributed by
Saqib Ali Khan. (Pakistan)
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Bangdu wanted to learn how
to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the Bangdu to jump out of the
plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind
him so that they would go down together. The Bangdu understood and was ready.
The time came to have the Bangdu jump from the aeroplane. The instructor reminded him that he would be
right behind him. The Bangdu proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds
pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip
cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, sped
past the Bangdu.
Bangdu seeing this shouted, "So you wanna race, eh?" and undid the straps to his own parachute also.
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