Jitta and Bangdu landed themselves
a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the Bangdu yelled, "Jitte! I lost me finger!"
"Oh NO!!" says Jitta. "How did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another one!"
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Once Bangdu decided to try life in Delhi. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called from Haryana to see how her son was doing in his new life.
'I'm fine, ' Bangdu said. 'But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman
cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his
head on the wall all the time.'
'Well, ma laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't associate with people like that.'
'Oh,' says Bangdu, 'I don't, Maa, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing
my Harmonium.'
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Jitta Singh serious drunk
walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to
her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm
sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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Bangdu - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Bholi - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Bangdu - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Bholi - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this
one?"
--Contributed by
Balaji V.N. (India)
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A couple of old guys were
golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said.
"Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball
most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two
years my teeth didn't hurt."
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On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she
could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm sorry to bother
you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been
for some time."
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