The soldier serving in Kargil
was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph
back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled
them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember
which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.
Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!
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Seems there was a young soldier in Indian
Army, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Pakistanis,
and say 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
"But what about the knife, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here,
use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a Pakistani soldier charges
at him. The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The Pakistani falls dead.
More Pakistani Soldiers appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity
Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one Pakistani
soldier walking slowly toward him.
"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The Pakistani keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit,
to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use.
The Pakistani keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says, "Tankety Tank Tank."
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A young Navy Officer had nearly completed
his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting
the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed
out of the channel and soon the port was far behind.
The Officer's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was a buzz with talk that he had set a
new record for getting a destroyer under way. The officer glowed at his accomplishment and was not all
surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain.
He was, however, a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised when
he read, "My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to
the book and with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules.
Make sure the Captain is aboard before getting under way!"
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