I went to the cinema the one
In the front row there was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know
the type.
In the sad part, the dog cried loudly, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened
all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.
"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."
The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He didn't liked the book ."
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On reaching his seat in aeroplane Jitta Singh
is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the
parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the
parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky
you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the Jitta Singh tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a
coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by
two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you
complain too much!"
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A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
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There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately,
no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police
try to investigate further but they get no results.
At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures.
Seeing that, they start asking the questions.
The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"
The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing
and having fun.
The chief asks, "Yeah, but what else were they doing?".
The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle.
The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything
else?"
The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking.
The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?"
The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.
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