A blonde who got a fishing
rod as her birthday gift decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,
she got all her gear together and went out to the ice.
When she reached her destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly
she heard a voice that said loudly: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole in the ice, but then the same voice spoke again and
told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and cuts another hole, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks
up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have
to pay for those holes."
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Bangdu, out of money and down on his luck
after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, he decided to kidnap a child
and hold him for ransom.
He went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took him behind a building, and told him, "I've
kidnapped you."
He then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs 100,000 in a paper
bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed,
A Jaat."
Bangdu then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning
Bangdu checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. Bangdu looked in the
bag and found the 100,000 Rs with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Jaat?"
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Recently, scientists in the Geneva revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started
talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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Bangdu Once went to America and outside the
airport was standing in front of a soda machine. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of
the machine. He set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button;
suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
He continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get
my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
Bangdu turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell
out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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