Coming home from his Cricket
game, Bantu swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father Bangdu immediately
wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it Papa!" Bantu said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: 500 RS.
Patient: 500 Rs for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the
biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every
box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would
try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's
in the bags?", asked the guard.
"Sand," said the cyclist.
"Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded
the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained
nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags
failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy",
said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what
is it you were smuggling?" "Bicycles!"
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