A hindu priest, rabbi and a
lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the
farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.
They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered
to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hindu explained that there
was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.
Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there
was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn
with the origin of pork.
Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later there was a knock on the door.
It was the cow and the pig!
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Jitta and Bangdu on a Hunting Trip got a
pilot and Helicopter to fly them into the far north of Himalyas for Hunting.
They were quite successful in their venture and killed six Big bears.
The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including
the six bears. But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your Bears; you will
have to leave two behind."
Jitta and Bangdu argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to
put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them
to put all six aboard.
But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little helicopter could not make it and they
crashed into the Valley.
Climbing out of the wreckage, Jitta said to Bangdu, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied Bangdu. I think this is about the same place where we landed last year!"
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Jitta and Bangdu go on a fishing trip. They
rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin
in the woods. I mean they spent a lot of money on this!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day,
and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the
men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. Jitta turns to Bangdu and says, "Do you realise that
this one lousy fish we caught cost us 5000 Rs?"
Bangdu says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Jitta visited Bangdu's Home in Haryana and was given a tour of his home. In the living room was a stuffed
lion.
Jitta asked, "when did you bag him?"
Bangdu said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked Jitta.
"My wife."
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