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Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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Jitta and Bangdu went for hunting Lions. While Jitta stayed in the cabin, Bangdu went out looking for a Lion. He soon found a Big Lion, shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged lion charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the lion was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the lion tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend Jitta inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. Bangdu anxious to get this story could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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The top six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

 


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